no but regarding childhood friends to lovers plots, consider that it’s not all rainbows and puppies:
- your childhood friend knows everything about you, every tiny stupid detail. everything from that time you were 5 and so sick you puked all over your cat, to the first time you were drunk and told the busdriver that you wanted to make out with him because of his cool mustache
- they will be close with your parents who will feel like they have a right to know everything about your relationship
- your parents gave you the sex talk TOGETHER
- when you are having a fight they will know every tell of your facial and body language, and they know exactly how to strike to make you feel guilty or angry or hurt - even if they do it without intention
- they will use the same nickname your parents used for you when you were growing up, even though you stopped finding it cute when you reached the age of ten
- there will be old fights to drag up on a bad day, even if you thought they were settled and done
- they have a tendency to think they know what is best for you, and even if it is done out of love it can be super annoying
- sometimes they make decisions for you when you are not present, thinking that is what you would do, when really you wanted to try something new for a change
- your feet has been cold for twenty years because they always steal the covers and have done since you were kids
- your other longtime friends will be constantly using the line “we knew before you did”
- your parents will know each other and start planning your wedding when you are still even trying to figure out how to handle going from friends to a couple
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тwιnѕ/ѕιвlιngѕ
ѕυвconѕcιoυѕ
нallυcιnaтιon
dreaмѕ/vιѕιonѕ
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Elena was starting her first year of university. She and Caroline were unpacking their belongings from her car and began walking to the south of the campus to find their dorm. As they were looking around, they walked by the English Lit. Building; where Elena would be taking some writing courses. It was then that she noticed a man. They caught eyes as he was in mid conversation, and they both smiled; the type of smile you give to someone you’re attracted to. She would soon find out that his name was Kai Parker; and he would be her TA.
a “you’re my best friend but please be my fake boyfriend for my family Christmas party you’ll get free food and we’ll be at a nice cabin but my family always asks why I don’t have a boyfriend and I need this from you shit we slept together this is awkward” 1x1
– “we’re both at the hospital wing and your bed is next to mine and you keep talking to me about your cat and i find it a little annoying but you look very cute so i don’t mind”
- “this is our first year in hogwarts and i found you crying in the hallway because you wanted to be sorted in gryffindor but instead you got in another one which by the way is my house too”
- “we were practicing the riddikulus charm with an actual boggart and on your turn you had a panic attack so i took care of your turn and are you okay?”
- “i’m supposed to teach you how to play quidditch and first of all your position is wrong here let me help you”
- “you’ve never tried firewhiskey before and i really want to see your reaction”
- “you and this guy in chocolate frog card have the same last name so do you know him? oh it’s your father haha”
- “transfiguration is so boring i’m skipping -hey what are you doing in library shouldn’t you be in class? oh you’re skipping too let’s skip together and why are you telling me that transfiguration is great when it’s actually really boring”
- “STOP TRYING TO USE EXPELLIARMUS ON ME I DON’T EVEN KNOW YOU”
- “oops i accidentally gave you the glass with love potion and it really wasn’t for you please stop trying to kiss me”
- “i’m not allowed to go to hogsmeade but you always tell me stories about it and bring me candy from honeydukes”
- “i sneaked into your common room because i was curious and everybody is staring at me because i have different house’s uniform this is so embarrassing can you please pretend to know me”
- you walked in on me practicing for datda in an empty classroom, and have now inadvertently discovered that my boggart takes the form of a butterfly, please stop laughing. alt; you saw my boggart turn into you or something really bad & I can’t meet your eyes right now.
- we’ve both been studying here for hours & it’s been intense & you look like you need a break come on I know how to get into the kitchens.
- we’re partners in divination, and i’m reading your tea leaves, and i don’t know what i’m doing, so i just am guessing on images, but somehow every image i guess ends up having a romantic connotation, i swear i’m not doing this on purpose.
- i am muggle born and/or know nothing about quidditch/flying, you’re a total badass on a broom & quidditch is your religion… either I’ll ask you to teach me or you’re so appalled you find it your duty to.
- we’re both in gryffindor/ravenclaw tower and everyone is asleep except us, but it’s thunderstorming and i never noticed how loud thunder is up in this tower, haha, i’m a little freaked out, but no i’m fine you go to sleep it’s okay, really jknoit’snot.
- um, i don’t know you, but you are headed right towards the grounds, and i don’t have time to explain that i accidentally let all the blast-ended skrewts out of their cages, stop asking questions, you need to RUN.
- Hogwarts war aus. All the wars. people who’ve known each other all their lives now on different sides, same sides, one of them wants to get out of the war mess but won’t leave without the other. people who meet during the war & once you experience near death with someone, there’s something you can’t shake off.
- inspired by (x)
- “i’m knocking on your door 3am in the morning but you’re not my friend. but i need a beer and possibly a hug because my gf broke up with me” au.
- “i am at the club drinking my sorrows away and damn, you look good. we should dance together to get my mind off of my ex bf/gf” au.
- “taking out the garbage aka old gifts and pictures of my bf and oh god i accidentally dropped everything in front of you, but wow you’re handsome so i don’t mind this” au.
- “i don’t really like you because you remind me of my ex but there’s something about you that makes me feel like i’m at home again” au.
- “we’re nothing but fwb ( friends w/ benefits ) but damn you’re friends with my ex? i’m out” au.
- “we just started seeing each other but fuck you’re my ex’s younger/older sibling so let’s not” au.
- “i’m playing a song that reminds me of my ex but the way you sing it makes me forget about them so easily” au.
- “you’re friends with my roommate but they’re not home and how embarrassing that you’re here while i’m silently weeping over my break up but lets watch a movie and eat ice cream to pass time” au.
- “i wanted to leave one last message for my ex to tell them to fuck off but oops wrong number, didn’t mean to yell at you instead” au.
- “you’re the only friend who stuck by me for weeks/months ever since my break up and i don’t know i’m kinda falling for you” au.
does the “i slept with you the other day and i didnt know we had a mutual friend and now we’re sitting across each other for brunch and it’s awkward because i ran out when you were asleep” au exist bc i need that fic