Send me a ship, and I’ll reply with:

• Who would throw the other in the pool:
  
• Who is the better carer when the other is sick:
  
• Who would force the other to do extreme sports with them:
  
• Who would cook the better romantic dinner:
  
• Who would build the blanket fort in the living room:
  
• Who would have the best holiday ideas:
  
• Who would need to clean out the other’s stuff to make room for their own: